Friday, December 24, 2010

Merry XXXmas

Earlier this week I went down to Philly for the Erotic Literary Salon where Emerald was the featured reader. It was great fun, and Susana Mayer, the  creator of the salon, had put out a challenge for folks to write naughty holiday haikus. My friend Kam tried his hand at some, even though he was traveling and couldn't be there. Susana read them and the audience sure seemed to like them. He said it was okay for me to post them here. So, without further ado...

Santa's pants on floor
Blankets piled in the corner
Giggles from underneath

Silky liquid runs down
Santa's elves have such long legs
Lapping up towards prize

Tight hole seldom plumbed
Santa positions with care
Plugs elf butt with glee

Soft lips suck long hard
Red cheeks bulge with excitement
She-elf smiles at boss

Santa traces breast curve
Mommy is doing more than kiss
Santa plunges deep

Santa watches you
Good girls know how to please lovers
Santa joins in now

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