This informative article from The Onion just made my day a whole lot brighter. Wouldn't it be great if this was real? There are some great lines.
(note: if you are abstaining from anything related to Tiger Woods, you may prefer to not click that link - but go ahead, it'll bring a smile to your face - it did mine and I'm in a lousy mood today)
Addenda: Today's "fucking word of the day" has a T.W. theme too!