So, it's Father's Day - and I had a hell of a time finding a card for Mr. Erobintica. I swear, maybe we should all get together and go into the indecent decent card business. First off, the THEY ARE ALL UGLY! Why the hell does a Father's Day card for one's husband have to be brown????? This year most were sappy with looooooooooong disgusting schmaltzy (and I'd give an example but I didn't even bother reading them) OR you had the "funny" cards which all involved cartoon animal couples. And I guess all dads have a thing for the TV remote, play golf, are the grillmaster, etc. ad nauseum. Oh, and I guess all they want to do on Father's Day is nap - in a hammock (granted, my husband wouldn't mind doing that if the damn sun would come out). Anyhow - it took me weeks to find a card and it was a card I'd already seen several times and rejected thinking I'd find something better, but I didn't.
Okay. Rant over. Head over to Sommer's and get a squirt of wine and some chicken and flaming corn. Which rhymes with porn. Hahaha.