Thursday, May 14, 2009

I've got a dirty mind



So, I'm sitting in the dentist's office,
thumbing through some design magazine
and I see this.

Is it just me?

Is my mind that filthy?

It's a "citrus reamer" ...

yeah, right. 

Comes in titanium or zinc.

I think I need to get me one of these - to make lemonade, ya know?


No longer true now that this is not the most recent post, but - still - 
Holy Juxtaposition Batman! The copy for this reamer of citrus fruits reads "Beauty and the Beast" - which is the title of the Randy Lagana work just over there in the right sidebar. Honestly, I didn't plan that at all, had to add this after publishing the post. Hahaha



9 comments:

JM Stone said...

OMG...that is just so....

so...

gawd.

My brain just can't come up with the right word.

No, it's not just you and yes, that is fucking dirty, filthy, allaboutsex.

Someone just wanted to see if it sell a a citrus "reamer" too.

Erobintica said...

My husband said, when I sent him this picture - "Oooh, zinc or titanium? I can't make up my mind!"

Is why I love him. ;-)

Donna said...

Mr. E sounds like he has the right attitude, lol, and no that object screams 21st century sex toy.

I swear this device could serve as a prompt for a very interesting erotic story contest over at Alison's!

neve black said...

That is a fine looking citrus reamer, if I do say so myself.

I'm so glad you had the good sense to order one, or two: One for the kitchen and one of course for the bedroom. Hell, better get three; guest bedroom. Yep.

p.s. Mr. E. rocks!

Cora Zane said...

Honestly, first glance - before reading a thing, I looked at that picture and thought "bizarre sex toy".

And how about that. It doubles as a citrus reamer! ^_^

cerulean said...

I love the word, "ream." I've used it a few times in an e-mail to a special someone as in, "I want to ream your..."

Sorry, but the word just doesn't go with "fruit" in my mind.

I'd like the titanium one, please.

cerulean

Erobintica said...

Donna, he also said it "looked scary."

Neve, how about as a hostess gift? Hehe

Cora, it is pretty self-explanatory, huh?

cerulean - orange? lemon? lime? kumquat? no, none of those? hehehe

Oh, and Randy loved the juxtaposition too!

Craig Sorensen said...

"Citrus Reamers...They're not just for citrus anymore."

Erobintica said...

Hahaha Craig. Yup, they're not your grandmother's citrus reamer.