It be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
First, get ye a pirate name here. Mine is Iron Morgan Bonny. What's yours?
Arrrrrrr - grab some grog and let's belly up to the bung hole.
Been at sea too long? For some fun pirate pick up lines - check out this here bunch. Us lady pirates have some fun ones.
The number one line is
"You. Pants off. Now!"
Sounds good to me. ;-) Methinks I'll celebrate the day by writing some pirate smut.
And ye can always go aft for some booty.
And now, me hearties, some shanties that'll shiver ye timbers.